I recently snuck onto a stage and spoke into the idle microphone that was located there. The stage had been empty for quite some time and most of the audience was gone or just there for any purpose other than what the original audience was there for. I know that sounded really confusing, but how else are you going to say that people were just standing around after the speech was over?
Anyway, I began to take ahold of the microphone's power. I asked for shout outs from my audience. None came, but I was the microphone guy. I would not be silenced. Should I have been? Definitely. I was abusing my privileges. I was asking for "holla's" and "woot woot's." They were all definitely uncalled for.
But then the worst in me appeared. I started beat boxing. Oh the shame in that! I tried mostly quick beats that I would set up for someone to start free-styling to, but no one took me up on that offer. In the end, I was a fool on a stage spitting on a microphone.
I have written several songs lately. They have been mostly theme songs for my pals. Recently, I have created a remix of a gospel song. I was inspired by the Kanye West and Jay-z song, "Otis," which is a remix of Otis Redding's "Try a Little Tenderness." For this song, I have remixed a song by the Heavenly Gospel Singers called "Walk in the Light." WARNING: This is not good. This is just a product of being bored and having the app Garage Band with you. I planned on rapping to this, but no one wanted to collaborate with me. That project has been put on hold until further notice. But for now, I present to you: A Gospel Remix
Hey, don't say I didn't warn you. I told you it was going to be bad. I was messing around with beats and that is what I came up with. To make it up to you, however, I have decided to share with you my theme song. It has no words, but I like to get funky to it. It is one of my top played songs on iTunes, mainly because I left it on repeat, it is a short song, and I went to go to the bathroom and forgot I kept playing it over and over and over and over and over again. But for now, I present to you: My Theme Song
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