Picture this: You are in a fight. Don't question what the fight is about. That doesn't matter in this situation. What matters is that you are out numbered and you need a buddy to fight along side you. Who would you pick.
Now this person doesn't have to be your friend. They just have to be able to fight well. You don't have to decide who you would want in this hypothetical fight, I will just show you my top picks for my right hand puncher.
Zdeno Chara from the Boston Bruins
I have never met this fine fellow. I have only seen him on television. But when you are about a foot taller than all the other hockey players on the ice, you know that he can at least overpower them all. Hit can hit, he can jab and he can beat people with a stick very well while keeping his balance. Wait, come to think of it, I could have, on my team...
Every single hockey player in the who can punch while on skates
These guys can punch. I sometimes lose my balance walking up stairs, but these guys stay afloat while skating on ice. Let me remind you people of something, hockey players fight each other at the same time on ice. That is some crazy stuff right there! Just think of what they can do on the ground.
The first albino I can find
Let's face it, we've seen this coming for a long time. Albinos are the new kids with glasses. You just don't want to punch them. This is where albinos have an advantage. They will roundhouse kick the unsuspecting victims in the face to show them that albinos don't mess around. My first pick out of the albino pool would be the rapper Brother Ali a.k.a. Jason Newman mainly because he is the only albino I know of.
Any one of my high school gym class teachers (Except for one)
I don't know what one does when they are not working as a gym class teacher, but it seems to almost always involve working out for an extended period of time. In school, we used to imaginarily pair up teachers in a fight to guess which one would win. Whenever we got to gym teachers, we would have to pair up two normal teachers against them to make it seem fair. I aced gym class. Ha ha!
Well those are my top picks of people for my rumble squad. They are bunch of lean, mean, fighting machines. I feel that I could do well in a fight with any of these people on my team because I know that they would have my back.
So my question to you is, who would you choose to have in a fight along side you? (Pokemon don't count, yet)
The Daumenator has spoken
Now this person doesn't have to be your friend. They just have to be able to fight well. You don't have to decide who you would want in this hypothetical fight, I will just show you my top picks for my right hand puncher.
Zdeno Chara from the Boston Bruins
I have never met this fine fellow. I have only seen him on television. But when you are about a foot taller than all the other hockey players on the ice, you know that he can at least overpower them all. Hit can hit, he can jab and he can beat people with a stick very well while keeping his balance. Wait, come to think of it, I could have, on my team...
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| One angry puncher |
These guys can punch. I sometimes lose my balance walking up stairs, but these guys stay afloat while skating on ice. Let me remind you people of something, hockey players fight each other at the same time on ice. That is some crazy stuff right there! Just think of what they can do on the ground.
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| In the face! |
Let's face it, we've seen this coming for a long time. Albinos are the new kids with glasses. You just don't want to punch them. This is where albinos have an advantage. They will roundhouse kick the unsuspecting victims in the face to show them that albinos don't mess around. My first pick out of the albino pool would be the rapper Brother Ali a.k.a. Jason Newman mainly because he is the only albino I know of.
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| Brother Ali is very close to Muhammed Ali |
I don't know what one does when they are not working as a gym class teacher, but it seems to almost always involve working out for an extended period of time. In school, we used to imaginarily pair up teachers in a fight to guess which one would win. Whenever we got to gym teachers, we would have to pair up two normal teachers against them to make it seem fair. I aced gym class. Ha ha!
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| Honestly, this could be any one of my gym teachers |
So my question to you is, who would you choose to have in a fight along side you? (Pokemon don't count, yet)
The Daumenator has spoken




