Friday, February 24, 2012

The Extra Day

Note to the reader:
When reading this post, do so in a dramatic movie type voice. It is the only way you will get the full effect of the post.

This Wednesday, the earth will do something extraordinary will occur that only happens every four years. Every human being on Earth, every animal, every package of beans, will experience an extra day.

Now, the Earth turns to the most charismatic people to keep the world in check so that nothing catastrophic happens. But they will fail.

With any day that has a lot of hype, there will be a catastrophe that no one will see coming. (Cue Dramatic Music) If unchecked, it could doom us all.

The dramatic event that has yet to occur is so horrendous, so mind blowing, that it can't be predicted until it is too late.

The Mayans saw it coming, they got the cheese off the Earth over 10 years ago (Pause the dramatic reading: I'm not exactly sure when they left. I can guarantee it was at least a decade ago. Resume Dramatic Reading) Now, the Human race has a choice: flee or die eventually.

This February, in a theaters near you, comes the thriller of what happens when the Gregorian Calender screws up. Hold on to your seats, because it is going to be a mysterious ride.

The Daumenator has warned you


P.S. This is a test for something else entirely. It is a test to see if I could share songs with you:


Friday, February 17, 2012

Team Names

I was recently on a team. For what, I shall not say. I was, let's say, the chief name maker-upper for the team. My job was to come up with names that our team would go by. But somebody just wouldn't take into consideration my team names that I suggested. For those of you who weren't there to listen to the great suggestions that I had, here are some examples. I might have made some of these up. I am still in a fury over what names were rejected. I admit, I took some ideas from the list of possible band names. Well, here they are:

  • Kobe
  • Boom-Shacka-Lacka
  • Boom Goes the Dynamite
  • WIld Horses
  • Tame Horses
  • Frisbee Masters
  • The Disc Dudes
  • G.H.U.T. (I don't know what that stands for)
  • Fruit of Your Doom!
  • Sprinting Fury
  • I Can't Believe We're Not Better
  • I Can't Believe We're Not Butter
  • Team 1
  • Team A
  • Team Doubleplusgood
  • The Hijackers
  • The Team That Shalt Be Feared
  • The Other Team
  • Forget You (As in the Cee Lo Green song (Remember that?))
  • The Hoop-De-Do-Revue
  • Shazaam in a Can!
  • Excellent Snipers
  • Doo-dads and Knick-knacks
  • A Whole Lot of Hoopla
  • Pizza People
  • Kamchatka
  • The Rhode Island Reds
  • The Staff
  • The Fellowship of the Frisbee
  • How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?
  • Flibbertigibbets
  • Slumgullion (A former word of the day)
  • Meaty Vegetarians
  • W.Y.J.C.
  • Money
Some of you may have noticed that some of the names revolved around the idea of a frisbee. Well, you are very clever because the team names were suggested for an ultimate frisbee team.

By the way, do you want to know the name that was chosen? I will give you a hint, it is on the list. Okay, spoiler alert! The name that was chosen for the team was:
I Can't Believe We're Not Better
Do you agree with this? I was slightly upset. I really liked some of the other team names better, but at least my name was chosen. I must confess that only about two or three team names were not mine but were still in consideration. (Insert fact check. Results: Still inconclusive. It will always remain a mystery)

Let me know if any of these team names inspired you to name your team in my style. I really would like to know.


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Friday, February 10, 2012

Favorite Words of the Day Part 4

A continuation of my list of favorite words that were Words of the Day from Merriam-Webster's Dictionary. If you want to get an email from them every day, go to this site and look on the left hand side where it offers you a chance to subscribe.


I missed a word from January 2010. It was:

  • 1/22/10 Mrs. Grundy (MISS-uz-GRUN-dee): One marked by prudish conventionality in personal conduct
  • 2/19/11 Cabbage (KAB-ij): (Verb) Steal, filch
  • 3/5/11 Volte-face (Vawlt-FAHSS): A reversal in policy; about-face
  • 3/9/11 Zibeline (ZIB-uh-leen): A soft lustrous wool fabric with mohair, alpaca, or camel's hair
  • 3/17/11 Galley-west (gal-ee-WEST): Into destruction or confusion
  • 3/19/11 Kafkaesque (kahf-kuh-ESK): Of, relating to, or suggestive of Franz Kafka or his writings; especially : having nightmarishly complex, bizarre, or illogical quality
  • Writer's note: I'm pretty sure this one isn't that crazy a word. I have read Kafka's writings (Actually, just The Metamorphosis, but that is one of his writings, so it counts, right?) and I have actually heard this word before, but you have to admit, from first glance, the word just looks pretty darn weird right off the bat.
  • 3/23/11 Billion (BILL-yun): 1) a) The number 1,000,000,000 : A thousand million. b)British, old-fashioned : the number 1,000,000,000,000 : a million million. 2) A very large number
  • Questions for the reader: Was this the original "gazillion?" When a billion things actually became comprehendable, did little kids then replace a billion with a gazillion or a bajillion? (By the way, spell check did not catch gazillion but it flagged bajillion. Weird)
  • 3/25/11 Nonplus (nahn-PLUS): To cause to be at a loss as to what to say, think, or do : perplex
  • 3/27/11 Jimjams (JIM-jamz): Jitters
  • That was it? There was only one word to define another word? I'm calling Tom Foolery on that one!
  • 4/2/11 Meshuggener (muh-SHUG-uhner): A foolish or crazy person
  • 4/8/11 Cloud-cuckoo-land (kloud-KOO-koo-land): A realm of fantasy or of whimsical or foolish behavior
This is what I have decided to show you people so far. I have more, but cloud-cuckoo-land seemed like a good word to end on. I hope to collect more words and put them out for you to enjoy.


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Friday, February 03, 2012

The Delaware Border

This is an interesting article that I found on Wikipedia:

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

History

The original 1632 charter for Maryland gave the Calverts what is now called the Delmarva Peninsula above the latitude of Watkins Point, Maryland up to the 40th parallel. A small Dutch settlement, Zwaanendael(1631–1632), was within their territory, as were other later New Sweden and New Netherland settlements along the Delaware Bay and Delaware River. Although the Calverts publicly stated that they wanted the settlements removed, because of the foreign policy implications for the Crown, they did not personally confront them militarily.Even though the area of the Wedge is quite small, just over one square mile (3 km2), to understand its significance requires some background of the colonial history of the Province of Maryland, the Delaware Colony, and the Province of Pennsylvania.

In 1664, the Duke of York, brother of King Charles II, removed foreign authority over these settlements, but in the process the Crown eventually decided that the area around New Castle and land below it on the Delaware Bay should be separated from Maryland and administered as a new colony.

In 1681, William Penn received his charter for Pennsylvania. This charter granted him land west of the Delaware River, and north of the 40th parallel. However, any land within 12 miles (19 km) of New Castle was excluded from Pennsylvania. This demonstrates how poorly charted this area was, as New Castle is actually about 25 miles (40 km) south of the 40th parallel. The Penns later acquired the New Castle lands from the Duke of York, which they called the Three Lower Counties and are now known as Delaware. Delaware, however, remained a distinct possession from Pennsylvania.

The Transpeninsular Line from the Atlantic Ocean to its mid-point to the Chesapeake Bay. According to NOAA, the Middle Point monument is at: (NAD27) 382735.8698 N / 754138.4554 W or (NAD83(91)) 382736.29213 N / 754137.18951 W. The monument is a short distance east of Route 50 near Mardela Springs, MD.The exact, and even approximate, boundaries of these three colonies remained in considerable dispute for the next eighty years. After settlingPhiladelphia and the surrounding area, the Penns discovered that it was actually below the 40th parallel, and tried to make claims to the land south of Philadelphia. The Calverts had failed to confirm their hold on their grant, either by surveying it or by establishing loyal settlers. The main progress through the 1750s was to survey the famous Twelve-Mile Circle around New Castle as the northern and western boundary of Delaware, and to establish the Transpeninsular Line as its southern border. A decision was also reached between the Calverts and Penns that the boundary between their respective possessions would be:

A Tangent Line from the mid-point of the Transpeninsular Line to the western side of the Twelve-Mile Circle.
A North Line from the tangent point to a line running 15 miles south of Philadelphia (approximately 39° 43' N latitude).
The parallel at 39° 43' N was reached as a compromise to the 40th parallel.
Should any land within the Twelve-Mile Circle fall west of the North Line, it would remain part of Delaware. (This indeed was the case, and this segment is known as the Arc Line.)

When this was agreed upon, no one knew what the final shape would really be. Mostly due to the difficulty of surveying the Twelve-Mile Circle tangent point and the Tangent Line, astronomer Charles Mason and surveyor Jeremiah Dixon were hired. This complex border became known as the Mason-Dixon Line. It turned out that there is a small wedge of land between 39° 43' N latitude, the Twelve-Mile Circle, and the North Line. The top is roughly 0.75 miles (1.21 km), and the side is roughly 3 miles (4.8 km) long. Clearly Maryland no longer had a claim to the Wedge, as it is east of the Mason-Dixon Line and as both Pennsylvania and Delaware were owned by the Penns, there was no particular incentive to determine which possession it was a part of, at least until they became separate states.
Pennsylvania claimed the Wedge because it was beyond the Twelve-Mile Circle and past the Maryland side of the Mason-Dixon Line, therefore neither part of Maryland or Delaware. So by default it should be part of Pennsylvania.

Delaware claimed the Wedge because it was never intended that Pennsylvania should go below the northern border of Maryland (which originally ran at 40° N all the way to the Delaware River). The North Line is logically an extension of the Tangent Line and therefore should separate Maryland and Delaware. Even though the Wedge is outside the Twelve-Mile Circle, because it is south of the 39° 43' N compromise line, it should not be part of Pennsylvania.

Mason and Dixon actually began surveying the Maryland-Pennsylvania border line at the Delaware River, or at least fixed the longitude of the intersection of 39° 43' N and the river. Even though this point is within the Twelve Mile Circle, the western boundary of Pennsylvania was to be five degrees of longitude west of it, and Mason and Dixon were to survey the Maryland line to Pennsylvania's western border.

By simple merits of the geometry, the Wedge more logically fit as a part of Delaware, which exercised jurisdiction of the area. In 1849, Lt. Col. J. D. Graham of the U.S. Corps of Topographical Engineers resurveyed the northeast corner of Maryland and the Twelve-Mile Circle. This survey reminded Pennsylvania of the issue and they once again claimed the Wedge. Delaware ignored the claim. In 1892, W.C. Hodgkins of the Office of the U. S. Coast and Geodetic Survey monumented an eastward extension of the Maryland-Pennsylvania border, and created the "Top of The Wedge Line". In 1921 both states settled on this boundary.

Contemporary routes

Delaware Route 273 and Delaware Route 896 cut across the Wedge. Route 896 passes very close to the tri-point, and actually passes through Maryland before entering Pennsylvania, while Hopkins Bridge Road, a side road off of Route 896, passes near the northeast corner of the Wedge.

See also
Gore (surveying)
Mason-Dixon Line

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