Friday, August 31, 2012

Royal Mail Rubber Bands

I recently received a package via Royal Mail. I then was searching through Wikipedia and found this here article. I found to be very interesting and I hope you do too.

Royal Mail rubber band
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Royal Mail rubber band discarded inAlnmouth, Northumberland, 2009

Fragment of a Royal Mail rubber band discarded in Lesbury, Northumberland, 2009

Fragment of a Royal Mail rubber band discarded in Bilton, Northumberland, 2009

A Royal Mail rubber band is a small red elastic loop used by the state-owned postal delivery service in the United Kingdom. In the course of its work, the Royal Mail consumes nearly 1 billionrubber bands per annum to tie together bundles of letters at sorting offices. In the 2000s, complaints about Royal Mail rubber bands littering the streets of Britain have given rise to ongoing press interest in this minor cultural phenomenon.

Volumetrics

In a response to a Freedom of Information Act request made by Steve Woods to the Royal Mail in December 2008, the company disclosed that it used the following numbers of rubber bands in each of the three years from 2005/6-2007/8:
  • 2005/06 - 753,480,000
  • 2006/07 - 825,750,000
  • 2007/08 - 871,695,000
  • 2009/10 - 760,000,000
According to the Daily Record, costs for rubber bands in the 2007/8 period were £982,677. Figures obtained by The Daily Telegraph showed that between 2007 and 2011, spending on elastic bands increased by 40%. In 2009/2010, the numbers used equate to one rubber band being used for every 28 letters that the Royal Mail delivered.
Complaints

Complaint and comment on the theme of discarded rubber bands is a recurring focus of media interest. A Times story in 2006—Posties' red rubber bands stretch public's patience—is fairly typical. It notes a campaign by the London Borough of Lewisham's mayor, who complains that an estimated 5,000 bands are dropped in his borough each month; details the response to a November 2005 BBC Radio Essex programme in which listeners were asked to send in found rubber bands; allegedly 10,000 were received; and makes a range of more or less whimsical suggestions for the re-use of such bands—as rubber balls, "chopsticks for butterfingers", and rubber band tanks. Lewisham's campaign was picked up by a number of other news outlets, such as the BBC. The story resurfaces from time to time, independently of specific campaigns.

At least one report of injury to wildlife has been made in respect of—presumably—Royal Mail rubber bands, in the case of a duck
observed with a rubber band wrapped around its head.
Campaign

More recently, in April 2009, the Keep Britain Tidy campaign has involved itself in the issue as part of its Big Tidy Up campaign, and returned some 13,000 bands that had been collected by the public to the Royal Mail. The campaign, together with a similar initiative by the Keep Scotland Beautiful organisation, once again raised the profile of the issue, garnering coverage in the mainstream press.

Royal Mail response

The Royal Mail emphasises that it instructs staff to re-use and not to abandon rubber bands, and that in mid-2004 it changed the colour of bands used from brown to red so that that they are easier to spot and retrieve. It notes that neither the company, nor to its knowledge any staff, have ever been fined for rubber band littering; and that contemporary red rubber bands are designed to be more biodegradable than previously used brown bands, so as to lessen the environmental impact. Finally the company notes that it is seeking to redesign certain processes to diminish the use of bands.
Cultural phenomenon

The UK press exhibits a fascination with the whimsical side of the issue: what to do with discarded bands. The Guardian newspaper went as far as to dedicate an editorial column to the subject. More frequently the media solicits and presents lists of suggestions: the BBC Radio 4's PM programme proffered the following:
  • guitar strings
  • hair bands
  • a teddy bungee jump
  • bracelets
  • seals for bags of sugar
  • bicycle clips
  • emergency belt loops
  • pencil-top erasers
  • waistband expanders
  • chopping board stabilisers
  • anti-slip devices for mixing spoons
  • anti-squeak devices for bed slats
  • saucepan handle covers
  • jar openers
  • a shoe tidy
  • cable ties + an aide memoire
  • barter for stamps
  • cat toys
  • flicking toys
  • gardening string
  • handlebar fasteners.
Less frequently, papers discuss whether postmen or the Royal Mail should be fined for littering; the Keep Britain Tidy campaign group has suggested that environmental protection laws should be used to levy on-the-spot fines of £80 for dropping litter, with the penalty rising to £2,500 if the case goes to court.

The Daumenator has spoken

Friday, August 24, 2012

Additions to the Dream Band

You have to admit, dreams don't just stop. They keep on going with new additions and edits to make the dream more advanced. It may not be necessarily better, but one must acknowledge the fact that the dream has evolved.

Let's get to the point: I feel as though I left out a great number of people that I would add to my dream band. By that, I mean that I cheated some people out of playing because of the instrument that they play. You know what I am talking about, I had so many singers that I couldn't decide between and then I just picked the other instrument players without giving the others a fair chance to have their talents be heard. Shame on me, I dare say! I will now attempt to remedy this by having my honorable mentions:

Robert Randolph from the band Robert Randolph and the Family Band

Have you ever seen a dude play a guitar? Well, this guy technically does. By technically, I mean that the guitar is not positioned in the traditional form meant for traditional playing, but it is in certain aspects, guitar-like. The instrument that this dude plays is known as "pedel steel guitar." Anyway, he can also sing, with sass. I find that I left him out of my original dream band because I was trying to find straight up guitarists and then I cam to him and I thought, "the dude with the thingy-thing who does the thing with the side thing on the side... yeah. I don't know to explain that so I will ignore him (for now)." But now I can acknowledge him as a person I would proudly admit to my dream band.
Robert Randolph
Parry Gripp from the band Nerf Herder or from his solo work

This guy will be the writer of our songs. Why? Well when we put out a comedy album, we will definitely want this guy writing some of our our killer material. He has made waffles, hamsters, and other various things extremely interesting. He also has dressed up as a hamster while singing on stage. He is an all around gentleman indeed.
Parry Gripp
Jack White most commonly known for being from the band The White Stripes

Some of you may be thinking, why did he pick that guy? Well, I'll tell you why. I rushed to judgement when I formed my dream band earlier. For the instrument players of my dream band, I just decided to decide right away knowing my tendency to change my mind about something. Anyway, I realized that I have missed out on a potential guitarist that would make my dream band sound unique. His name is... well, I guess you already know what his name is (Jack White). This Detroit native can play the guitar, drums, and he even knows how to sing. He has style and an attitude that will spice up the soup that is the dream band. Bonus: He once played a guitar called the JB Hutto Montgomery Airline.

Jack White
Well, that is all of the additions for this band that I have for right now. It is a work in progress I'll admit. I might just keep adding to the band as some of the members retire or leave in a huff. Remember, this is MY dream band, not yours. So don't think that I didn't include YOUR favorite musician because the odds are, I didn't.

The Daumenator has spoken

Friday, August 17, 2012

Favorite Words of the Day Part 5

Hello readers,

For those of you who don't know this about me, pay attention, this is important if you want the rest of this post to make sense. I have subscribed to Merriam-Webster's Online Dictionary to receive a word of the day every day. There have been words that I have already known and then there are completely new words that I have not heard of. But then there is a special class of word that I have deemed, "One of my favorites." By favorite, I mean I find them very interesting. Interesting enough to keep in a file somewhere where I can look them up again so I can remember the words right before a party. Example: "So you are a fencer. Tell me, where is the foible?" or "Man this slumgullion sure tastes amazing." or "Don't pay any attention to me. I guess you could say that I am in cloud-cuckoo land, if you know what I mean. Oh, you don't? Well let me tell you about a thing called the 'Word of the Day'..."

Anyway, here are some more words of the day that I have found to be interesting:
  • 4/12/2011 Concatenate (kahn-KAT-uh-nayt): To link together in a series or chain.
  • 4/14/11 Compurgator (KAHM-per-gay-ter): One who under oath vouches for the character or conduct of an accused person.
  • 4/15/11 Terpsichorean (terp-sih-kuh-REE-un): Of or relation to dancing.
  • 4/30/11 Shivaree (shiv-uh-REE): A noisy mock serenade to a newly married couple.
  • 5/12/11 Palooka (puh-LOO-kuh): 1) An inexperienced or incompetent boxer. 2) Oaf, lout.
  • 5/22/11 Clew (KLOO): 1) A ball of thread, yarn, or cord. 2) clue. 3)a) A lower corner or only the after corner of a sail. b) a metal loop attached to the lower corner of a sail.
  • 5/30/11 Enfant Terrible (ahn-fahn-teh-REE-bluh): 1)a) A child whose inopportune remarks cause embarrassment. b) A person known for shocking remarks or outrageous behavior. 2) A usually young and successful person who is strikingly unorthodox, innovative, or avant-garde.
  • 6/3/11 Nicitate (NIK-tuh-tayt): Wink
  • 6/10/11 Mutatis Mutandis (myoo-TAH-tis-myoo-TAHN-dis): 1) With the necessary changes having been made. 2) With the respective differences having been considered.
  • 6/23/11 Shaggy-dog (shag-ee-DAWG): Of, relating to, or being a long-drawn-out circumstantial story concerning an inconsequential happening that impresses the teller as humorous or interesting but the hearer as boring and pointless; also : Of, relating to, or being a similar story whose humor lies in the pointlessness or irrelevance of the punch line.
  • 6/25/11 Pigeon-livered (PIJ-un-liv-erd): Gentle, mild.
  • 7/2/11 Brouhaha (BROO-hah-hah): A state of commotion or excitement; hubbub, uproar.
  • 7/13/11 Flivver (FLIV-er): A small cheap usually old automobile.
  • 7/15/11 Juggernaut (JUG-er-nawt): 1) chiefly British: a large heavy truck. 2) A massive inexorable force, campaign, movement, or object that crushes whatever is in its path.
  • 7/20/11 Netsuke (NETS-kay): A small and often intricately carved toggle (as of wood, ivory, or metal) used to fasten a small container to a kimono sash.
  • 7/29/11 Slaphappy (SLAP-hap-ee): 1) Dazed and confused; punch-drunk. 2) Buoyantly or recklessly carefree or foolish; happy-go-lucky.
  • 8/1/11 Lammas (LAM-us): August 1 originally celebrated in England as a harvest festival - called also Lammas Day.

Until next time, learn your words.

The Daumenator has spoken

Friday, August 10, 2012

The Daumenation Collection

I have thusly used the site known as Google Docs to further extend my artistic experience. Some actually used Google Docs to create, others were from another source. Here are some of my prized pieces:

My iTunes visualizer
My desktop (if it were lame)
My flag for awesome purposes

How come no one means this when they say, "Dream guitar?"
See you next friday.

The Daumenator has drawn

Friday, August 03, 2012

The Daumenator's Endorsements

If someone ever asked me, when I am famous, what things I would most likely associate my name to, I would want to be prepared with a list of ideas. Think of this as a game plan for who I want to be the face of.

Endorsement #1: Dinosaur Comics

What is that? you ask, well I'll let someone else explain that to you:

ABOUT DINOSAUR COMICS

Dinosaur Comics is a comic about talking dinosaurs! It appears online and also in print in some newspapers and magazines! There is an RSS feed and a LiveJournal feed and a Twitter feed for the comics. If you want to learn more there is always the Dinosaur Comics Wikipedia entry, filled to the brim with wild half-truths and innuendo. If you want to support the comic, maybe buy the book or some sweet merchandise? They're awesome I PROMISE.

Sounds like the author is a cool dude. Here's a possible reason: He is from Canada.

But the reason I want to endorse this comic strip is that the comics, in my mind, are very funny. Here is an example of one. Are you back from reading that? Good, now we can move on. Actually, not really; I also recommend this strip. And this one, too!

Endorsement #2: Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet's Buffet

Who's that? you ask. Well to tell you the truth, I didn't know who this dude was until I looked him up. You can too. The reason I choose his name was that the last part rhymed with "buffet." I was in the Rhyme Zone (the website) and was trying to come across a good rhyme for my buffet that I would endorse when I saw his ten syllable long name. I decided to use it. Is this a real buffet? No. If it was, though, I would endorse it in a heartbeat.

Endorsement #3: Long Flights of Stairs

You can call me weird for saying this, but I really like long flights of stairs. I get this sort of weird adrenaline rush whenever I am running down a long flight of stairs, especially straight and uninterrupted staircases. Why? I don't really know. What I do know is that I race people down stairs whenever they are paired up with escalators. Whoever gets to the bottom floor the fastest wins a moment of victory. I know it doesn't sound like much, but it is really something I tell ya. You know what? I'll endorse that...


Endorsement #4: Moments of Victory


Yeah, this stuff is cool. So cool, dry ice gets the shivers when it is around. They are... you know, I really can't describe what a moment of victory is. But I endorse them. Here is an example of one so that you can have a feel for what one is.
Booyah!
Endorsement #5: Digital Blasphemy


You may be thinking to yourself, what is this guy talking about? I must assure you, this is not an anti-religious thing. It is a website dedicated to the art of computer art. The creator of the site, Ryan Bliss, has been working since 1995 on creating computer wallpapers for consumers. The pictures he generates are very well done with, well, um, I don't know exactly how to describe it except for the fact that they are awesome and that I, as the Daumenator, endorse this website.


So that is all that I endorse, for now. I might come up with other things, but for now, I'll just have a limited amount of things that I endorse.
The Daumenator has endorsed stuff, duh