The Fact That It Is jdtown.blogspot.com

Okay, because This blog is called J Town, you'd think the URL would be jtown.blogspot.com. But NO. The reason why is, the URL in question was already taken. I never really bothered to check out who took it until today. It's a ditched blog! Seriously! It has only one post. And when was this post? The one and only post was posted on May 2002. And also, the blog has nothing to do with J Town. It's called Marvin's Room. And there are some mispellings in it too. What is wrong with Marvin? Click on the Title of this post to view Marvin's Room.

The Daumenator has spoken

Jonas Brothers Girlfriends

I went to an official Jonas Brothers website and took girlfriend tests with my sister. We compromised on answers. But this is what we got.

So officially we are most compatible with Kevin Jonas. He was already officially my favorite. Why? Because my sister hated him the most so he automatically has to be my favorite.

To take these girlfriend quizzes, go to The Jonas Brothers Fan Wiki

It's in the middle of the page and it is the third line down.

You also might want to check this out. It

The Daumenator has taken the test, can you?

The Water Horse

It was a movie. Did anyone see it? I sure did. If I didn't I wouldn't really know what I would be talking about it. I'd probably give fake reviews. There were two "professional" people who gave reviews based off of whether they were hot or not hot. They weren't that in depth though. One of there reviews went like this:

"We haven't seen the movie yet but based on the previews, it
looks HOT!"


Now the movie in question here: "The Water Horse" is about the legend of the Loch Ness Monster. It starts out with little Scottish lad by the name of Angus. (Just like the beef) He finds this rock near the Loch and "wabaam!" It's a water horse egg! Only the trick is, he doesn't know it's an egg until it hatches. When it does hatch he is shocked I mean surprised. I'm pretty sure he peed his pants but that is another mystery of Scotland. The first flaw of the movie is when he names it. Now knowing the Scottish people, it has to be automatically crazy. It is. The water horse's name is Crusoe. Okay, that's acceptable with the whole water thing and all but the flaw is whenever Angus says the name. Every single time he says "Crissot" or some variation of it. This is the part that had me extremely confused because In the beginning of the movie, some crazy American tourists came and asked this old guy about it and he was all like, "Oh you mean Crusoe." He pronounced it very correctly so you knew it from him but Angus kept screwing it up.


"I'm his only friend, I saved his life."
Well after being two days old, the Water Horse didn't have much time to socialize with everybody in Scotland. So he had no choice but to say yes to being the friend of Angus. But Angus didn't really save his life. If you look at the picture on the left, you can see that the area wasn't that dangerous. If anything, Angus almost killed the Water Horse


"I'll never forget you."
What monster? Oh that one. Sorry, I got him confused with the other magical monsters that I've raised all by myself. I almost forgot about him. Near the end of the movie, young Angus says this to Crissone memorable Water Horse. Very sad time indeed. But how could you forget something like this?


"It's a German U-Boat! Attack!"
Date: 1940's. At this time, German Untersee Boats (Not Misspelled) were menacing. When I mean menacing, they were menacing.The Scottish people live in fear of the Germans because of these boats. The quote above was said by the leader of the heavy artillery section on the Loch Ness. But lets be realistic. Boats have to be in the water in order to go places. But how would a giant submarine get to a landlocked lake? Wouldn't someone notice it was odd when the Germans snuck into Scotland and snuck onto a small lake? And why? Why would the Germans want to go to a practically unknown lake in Scotland? Crazy Scottish people.

There also is a snobby captain who believes Angus needs to be disciplined so Angus is forced to do all of the work of at least two soldiers. The mom is also quite snobby ever since the father dies. The handyman names Lewis Moobly is also quite a character. At first when the mom of the house calls him Mr. Lewis he insists on being called Mr. Moobly. This goes on for four times in a row. Until he's called Mr. Moobly and then he insists on being called Mr. Lewis. Gar!

The Daumenator has remembered Croissant