Wisdom Words

• Similes are not real
• Policemen don't like the British or fancy mustard (Grey Poupon)
• If you hit people with a stick, it will probably make them angry
• A walrus misses his bucket very dearly
• If I was really wise, I wouldn't be living at the top of the mountain now would I?
• "No one goes there any more, it's too crowded" ~ Yogi Berra
• "Play that funky music white boy" ~ Wild Cherry
  

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Sidewalk Stares

I was once walking down the street. (Yeah that's right. I walk.) I saw this old lady who was glaring at me and me, who won't back away from a challenge, glared back. She was thrown off by this but her will was strong. She started to raise her cane, but then she twitched and fell to the ground. I won.

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Houses at Hogwarts

Here is how it goes:

Griffendor: Courageous
Slytherin: Cunning
Ravenclaw: Wise
Hufflepuff: Fat People

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The Weather

Isn't it so wonderful that now it is getting colder and darker outside? To me, this is the greatest time ever when it gets bejeezusly cold out and it is just like an awesomeness pie in the face!

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