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Got to this site. It is funny for those who like stupid golfers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcU8kNjjIZw&feature=related

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The Olympics

The other day, I had a dream. There was a spaceship that landed on Earth and there was a challenge that if one Earthling can beat their rocks in the total medal count, then our planet wouldn't be ruled by rocks. So I did all the events that required little energy and time and won the the Olympics.

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A letter from some guy in Beijing to a local newspaper

You know how the Olympics are in some whacked out town called Bay-jingle? Well one day I decided to go there and check out how the Americans are talking smack to everyone there about how good Michael Phelps is and how he just beats everybody and looks good doing it because that's what the Olympics are about, right? All show and maybe a little go. Well when I get to Bay-jingle I see all these crazy Asian people walking around every where acting like they live there or something. It was mucho loco my Hispanic friends! I went to the opening ceremonies and I couldn't believe my eyes! It was like China invaded Bay-shingle! First there are angry Chinese men pounding on drums that turned into light bulbs. Then there was this huge scroll that was rolling across the floor that made it look like some doofus just dropped it there. Then all these Chinese people came out again so I just decided to leave be it was getting too Chinese. My final words are: If your going to have an Olympic Games overrun by Chinese people, At least have in china, not in Bay-shingle!

Potter Puppet Pals

The Potter Puppet Pals theater is now on Youtube so you can enjoy, "The Mysterious Ticking Noise", "The Vortex", "Wizard Angst", and "Wizard Swears." Wizard Swears aren't what you think they are so don't overreact .

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"Walrus Bucket" Google Images Search

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Isn't this a crazy picture?

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I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts

Here are the lyrics

down at the english fair
one evening i was there
when i heard a showman shouting underneath the flair
*chorus*
i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
there they are standing in a row
big ones small ones some as big as your head
give 'em a twist
a flick of the wrist
that's wut the show man said
now that i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
everybody knows they'll make me rich
there stands me wife
the idle of me life
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
rolly bowly ball
a rolly bowly ball
singing rolly bowly ball a penny a pinch

i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
*how lovely*
there they are standing in a row
*1-2-3-4*
big ones small ones some as big as your head
*and bigger*
give 'em a twist
a flick of the wrist
that's wut the show man said
now that i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
everybody knows they'll make me rich
*Have a banana*
there stands me wife
the idle of me life
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
rolly bowly ball
a rolly bowly ball
singing rolly bowly ball penny a pinch

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The Olympics

Now that the Olympics are here, I think we will win.

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Here are my 11 songs I must crank
1. Goody Two Shoes ~ Adam Ant
2. Thunderstruck ~ AC/DC
3. Welcome to the Jungle ~ Guns N' Roses
4. Panama ~ Van Halen
5. What's the Frequency Kenneth? ~ R.E.M.
6. Monkey Wrench ~ Foo Fighters
7. Radio Nowhere ~ Bruce Springsteen
8. La Grange ~ ZZ Top
9. Who Do You Love? ~ George Thorogood & The Destroyers
10. Dancing With Myself ~ Billy Idol
11. Ain't Nothing Wrong With That ~ Robert Randolph and the Family Band

The Relaxation Stations

The video bar to the right is for comical purposes only. Please choose only the top three of each, the bottom ones I'm not sure whether they're appropriate or not.

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Dreams

One night, I had a dream that I was part of the expedition for the Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. When we went into the tomb, some idiot read the summoning tablet just so everyone could hear it. When the guy played by Jet Li (Superstar) came out, he started mouthing off to everyone there and talking smack about me like,"You stink more than year old sushi,"and,"You suck."
It was only harmless at first but then he started criticizing my tennis skill and that's where he crossed the line. So then I used my Kung Fu Panda skills and sat on him and busted him open. I then put on my bowling shoes and did a victory dance.

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Polls

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The Elk is a sort of looking at cars passing by

The bear was 20 feet away from the road where about 20 cars were parked

The geyser is Beehive Geyser, Which is bigger than Old Faithful and lasts longer

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