Out West

This is just a sample of Yellowstone National Park at sunset.

The Daumenator has spoken

Wisdom Words

Party like you are at a party!!!

The Daumenator has spoken

Letter from the Editor

Some of you have noticed that lately my posts have been at certain times like 4 in the morning. Well that is because I said my country is South Georgia and the south Sandwich Islands because it sounded like a cool place to be from. But it is by the country of Turkey in the Middle East so it is why I post at such weird hours.

I'm sorry for the confusion

Fake Dude

• Have you ever been asked to give personal information on the internet?
• Have you ever tried to create a fake person so that you didn't give yourself away?
• What is your fake person?
• What is the ultimate:
• Male Female or Other choice
  
• First name
• Last name
• Middle name
• Address
• Phone Number
• Zip Code
• Time Zone
  
• Country
• Favorite Color
• Password

Please list your favorites as we try to make the ultimate non-being

The Daumenator has spoken.

Fo' Shizzle

Google

I tried to see if I could find this blog by using Google and I mostly came up with nothing but sites from Japan so I am going to put this spot on the map.
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4th of July

Now that our nation's birthday has gone and past, here are some ideas on how to prep up for our next anniversary:

• Buy discount fireworks in Wisconsin or Indiana and sneak fireworks across the border
• Ask your village to have an all black firework show just to hear the noise
• Collect all the snaps you can find from now on and eventually drop them all with force on a hard surface by unsuspecting pedestrians
• Create the worlds longest string of firecrackers and have fun
• See if Diet coke and Mentos can be turned into a firework
  

The Rules

The Rules of your list of 11 are:

1. No music with an artist by the name of Beethoven or Mozart
2. Led Zeppelin and Metallica songs are asked to be used sparingly
3. There has to be 11 songs! Not 10 or 12
4. Songs must be crankable! Any song that is deemed uncrankable shall be asked to not be on the list of crankage!

Thank you and Have a Nice Day

Googlewhacks

Google comes from the word googol meaning 1 followed by 100 0's. A googlewhack is when you search two words on Google and get only 1 website. I will try and show you some site where you can find these out or you can list some of your own here.

Game Shows

If you had to come up with a game show, what would it be like? The perfect one for me would have:

• A host in a classic bad suit with orange and green stripes and a toupee
• A chance for redemption that involves guessing how many ants are in a jar
• Some stupid people every day that test everyone's patience and always get questions wrong
• The main games consisting of pogo stick, hopscotch, and jump rope contests against the underworld ruler, Glackmack the impenetrable, and Osvaldo the bear
  
• Some guy in a chair bleeping out random words that are suitable for children, just hates the show and host, and wants to bring it to ruins with catch phrases
  

Please come up with your own game show ideas

Annoying

101 Ways To Annoy People @ http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Misc-Jokes/101-Ways-To-Annoy-People.html

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog."
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Here is one of my most favorite stories

I once had a dream where I was stuck in Alaska as the governor. I had been voted into office by a group of fish. Alaska was very cold and Barney was my secretary. There was a mutiny and he took over. As I was leaving Alaska , Old Whiskey Willie sent a stampede of giant bouncing M&M's my way. As I was leaving Alaska, the billboards turned into weather signs saying I was going to die in 10 minutes if I didn't get on the ferry Juvenile. I did make it just in time so all was saved.

Do you have songs that you must crank up every time you hear them? Please create a list of 11 and only 11 songs that you must crank up.

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